What should IB kids call me

when you suddenly realize your calculator was in degree mode instead of rads

when you’re late for a lab and there’s a herd of slow children in front of you

the morning after pulling an allnighter to finish an assignment

after two years of stress and exams are over

we’ll just be like…

Realizing you forgot to double space your essay after you printed it

when someone tries to use your TI-84 without asking for permission

when anyone drops from HL math down to SL

they’re like…

when your non-IB friends talk about how much fun they had on the weekend while you worked nonstop

when pre-IB kids ask what happens to your social life when you do the ib

you just say…

after finishing all of our mock exams and realizing how screwed we were for the real ones